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I told my brother i was gonna make a belt out of watches...

He told me that's a waist of time

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1. The new pope understands sin.

Because he has a college degree in math.

2. I used to buy the grain for my pet chickens on Amazon

But stopped after getting an email asking for my feed back.

3. Did you hear about the clairvoyant who was always cruel to others, always in poor health, and constantly had bad breath?

I guess so, everyone knows about the super callous fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

4. Calling all "Jurassic Park " fans

The Colorado National Monument has issued a Raptor breeding advisory to all hikers and rock climbers. Hikers are to refrain from any off trail or rock climbing activities. 😳

5. I didn’t do lingerie modeling for the money

I did it for the exposure

6. Why do gay Mandaloreans have the most stable government in Star Wars?

They make sure they always have the Mandate.

7. One day, there were two boys playing by a stream.

One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."

8. How to prevent alzheimer's?

Let me think...

9. Why did the caveman get fired?

Because he was knapping on the job.

10. How did the rocket feel when he found out he was getting more fuel?

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